Sunday, January 17, 2010

Golden stick in his douchebag ass

No I'm not talking about Canberra Hospital that exposed a healthy new born with tuberculosis so that he died, then given the mother a terrible treatment and finally sends her a $57.60 bill where they wanted her to pay for a nasal swab preformed on her child before he died. "Heads Should Roll" has been the week's headline.

However no that was not where I wanted but Yes I'm talking about Corey Delaney. In 2008 he made it to the front page of all Australian news papers with his home alone party gone wrong, where 400 people showed up and put to ground the whole neighborhood with empty cans and shit. Many people ended up in the hospital with minor cuts and bruises the remaining others either ran off or were put under arrest for smashing up police cars as the cop arrived and made an end to the party.

Now he has not only found a manager to hold his sorry ass dressed but the guy has now signed up with Australia's leading publicity agents who is now putting him on a world-tour. The teenage kid is now going on a party-tour as a party promoter and a DJ. Starting up in the UK and been sponsored with commercials for over $10.000 they are expecting to be throwing the parties of the century.

Not only has Corey been touched by this golden stick, it is now shoveled up his ass. After his party in 2008 he was also a intruder in Australian Big Brother. Now Hollywood has been looking for the teenager and offered the 18 year old a supporting roll as a service station intendant in the movie Life In The Fast Lane. But even on his movie-related visit to Hollywood he managed to screw up as he was caught making trouble as he was denied entry into a club with a fake ID.

Parents are furious seeing the teenager their kids are looking up to getting his will by doing nothing the right way and fear the fact that their own kids may "try" the same thing. They are afraid they'll have to hire babysitters another extra years because of this.

Personally I have to say no matter how strongly disgusted I am with this kid and his attitude, this guy is making his way through, in a less preferable way, but still making it through.

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