F*** My Life?

Yes, Christmas is here. That unnecessary haircut, all the cleaning and dusting, project-broke and dressing up all simply for having to lend your farting uncle your bed, naked grandpa your shower, bare with kisses and chin-pinching from 15 family members and having to spend all your time with your cousins which are all high on sugar? Christmas can be one huge prick in the ass.

Do not fear!

From a guy who has the experience of feeling down especially during Chrissie I was just told about this site for especially gloomy dark people. The emo site was supposed to be covering everyday people's problems. The deal is that you will post your story on the site, only 2-3 sentences and end it all typing FLM. Ridiculous as I thought it would be I decided to check it out.

Half an hour later I found myself rolling on the floor laughing with tears in my eyes. No it wasn't that funny, that would be lying. But I figured this has to be the most brilliant site of all times.


It's like watching Glamor, after 3 minutes you have the feeling of having the best life, enjoyed by the sight of other people's suffering.
This is highly recommended and will probably make the happiest person on this planet even happier.